Have you seen my friend?

Remember? She was the one that had Sex with an Aligator? Hmm,come to think of it, we both did.

Last night CaliGali and I went out to celebrate her recent engagement. When she took a bathroom break I asked the bartender if he could make us something unique. I told him we were there for a special occasion, an engagement. He says to me, "How about Sex with an Alligator?" I look at him like, "WTF, are you kidding?" But let's be honest, I am no bartender. I drink beer, almost exclusively. So, I put my trust in this man, after all, it's his job to make drinks...drinks that get him tips.
CaliGali returns from the ladies room to find said bartender carefully pouring JAGER into martini glasses. After giving me the "those aren't for us, are they" look, I had to nod my head, apologetically. Needless to say, the drink was not engagementy in the least. Why I didn't decipher this, with gusto, upon hearing the name, no one knows. However, I think it should have been called Donatello or Michelangelo or some other reference to the Ninja turtles because it was green, brown and layered (sounds delicious, right?). Oh, did I mention it had raspberry something. I hate raspberry. Every time I order a mixed drink/"surprise me" shot, I have this reaction. But why on earth am I surprised? This stranger (bartender) has no idea I don't like raspberry.... Let's just say, lesson learned (I hope).
Happy engagement, CaliGali. The ring is breathtaking!! So excited for y'all.

In other news, I leave tomorrow for the wedding of a friend of mine from high school. He has asked me to be a groomswoman, at which I jumped to the challenge. And challenge it was, people. Have you Ladies ever planned a bachelor party? It's not easy. Post on that to come.